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Two boys were kicking rugby ball in a park when one is attacked by a
Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a plank of the nearby
fence, wedges it down the dog's collar & twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A Chief Rugby Correspondent who was strolling by munching on a pie sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Waratahs fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a 'Tahs fan," the boy replied.
"Sydney Fleet fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again.
"I'm not a Fleet fan either," the boy said.
"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Western Force fan."
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck bastard
viciously murders family pet."