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A FREMANTLE fan died on match day and went to heaven in his Fremantle jumper. He knocked on the pearly gates and out walked St Peter in an Eagles scarf.
“Sorry, mate, no Dockers fans allowed in,” said St Peter.
“But I’ve been a good man,” replied the bloke. “Three weeks before I died I donated $20 to the starving kiddies in Africa.”
“Oh,” said St Peter. “Anything else?”
“Two weeks before I died I gave $20 to a homeless beggar,” he replied.
“Hmmm. Is that it?” inquired St Peter.
“A week before I died I sent $20 to an Albanian orphanage,” pleaded the Fremantle fan.
“OK, wait here while I go and have a word to the boss.”
St Peter returned 10 minutes later, looked the bloke in the eye and said, “I’ve had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here’s your $60 back, now piss off.”