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Over the years there has been some classic comments from players, coaches, commentators, supporters and detractors alike.
Bring out your favourite funny rugby one liners and, to try and give everyone a go, only post one or two at a time rather than downloading lists from the net.
The more obscure the better as most of us will have heard the really big ones over the years.
Any from Western Australian Rugby will gain you double bonus points!
Here's a taster from the UK:
On trying to stop Phil Horrocks-Taylor: "Every time I went to tackle him, Horrocks went one way, Taylor went the other, and all I got was the bloody hyphen." - Nick England