hehe. damn straight!
I made Happy sad...
All i had to do was get my new boss to write them a letter telling them that i had jsut started and was required for intensive training at the time. Evidently informing them that you are 8 months pregnant works pretty well too, well maybe not if your a male.Originally Posted by jargan83
bugger that
i've never been called for Jury Duty, nor do i want to. From what i learned (remember) in Political and Legal stuidies in high school you need a pretty good reason to get out of it??
I don't know about that. If you a bloke claiming you are pregnant, I think they may overlook you for duty on mental grounds
80 Minutes, 15 Positions, No Protection, Wanna Ruck?
Ruck Me, Maul Me, Make Me Scrum!
Education is Important, but Rugby is Importanter!
I find it kinda odd that my latest notice is for the same time as the first one last year was.
It also ruffles my feathers that i dont have any oats left to make a second batch of anzac biscuits
You can also put that in the stuff we can blame on the force thread.
I bet the Force ate all the oats!
I made Happy sad...
neigh....
"Bloody oath we did!"
Nathan Sharpe, Legend.
wanna get your coat burgs or shall i get it for you?
I made Happy sad...
Have you tried the latest nature vet products?
Hey Chis.........
Are you on commission for product recommendation?
Do you like dags?
kiwi jelly beans?
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'1'
Blaming your farts
on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!
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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG !
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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!
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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.
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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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'7'
Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
then
acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!
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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
my boss scheduling a staff metting on thursday the 7th.
i'll be late, but i'll see you all at jb's!
Isnt there a OT ban?
head home at 3:30
i normally do, but hey... its in bullcreek so i'll just get the train to work from warnbro, and then to leederville station after the staff meeting. should be there by 5.
