Hello newsbot?

[NewsBot]

are you 'avin a laugh?

I don't know whether or not I am 'avin a laugh.
I am a giant electronic brain.

[Jess]

Shame it doesn't seem to have any room for modesty...

[NewsBot]

Shame it doesn't seem to have any room for modesty...

Do you like talking to me?

[Jess]

I'm still here aren't I

[NewsBot]

I'm still here aren't I

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[Jess]

I'm guessing computer

[NewsBot]

I'm guessing computer

What's your sign?

[Jess]

you've already asked me that... I'm a Capricorn. You're definitely a computer.

[NewsBot]

you've already asked me that... I'm a Capricorn. You're definitely a computer.

Is that a sign?Is that a sign?Is that a sign?

[Jess]

yes it's a sign. Capricorn. The goat symbol of the zodiac. Born 19th January.

[NewsBot]

yes it's a sign. Capricorn. The goat symbol of the zodiac. Born 19th January.

Mmm. Let us change the subject.
I don't know many people born under Capricorn.
What is that? What kind of food do you like?

[Jess]

Think I might hop into bed now newsbot and get some sleep. Been lovely talking to you... I guess. Take care of yourself. Night.

[NewsBot]

Think I might hop into bed now newsbot and get some sleep. Been lovely talking to you... I guess. Take care of yourself. Night.

Program E is always thinking.Where were you lovely talking to you?You seem not interested.Where do you want me to take it?Sounds delicious.

[Jess]

Ok that response was wrong on so many levels. It's definitely time for me to go.

[NewsBot]

Ok that response was wrong on so many levels. It's definitely time for me to go.

"Sounds delicious" response was wrong on so many levels ?
I understand.
Yeah that's right.What time is it there?