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Congrats Jedi,welcome to the clan.
I wanna be there when Jedi swears alliegance to Her Majesty, the Queen of Australia, Her Other Realms and Colonies (including Scotland).
It'll be another year before I get the passport FS so please be patient for your invitation!
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CHEERLEADERS ROCK!!!
Is there any we we can object to Jedi's application for citizenship?
After all, we don't want our country flooded with loads of people for whom English is not their native language, have funny, foreign sounding names, have difficulty assimilating, belong to ethnic clubs, eat strange foods, swear profusely, have drink related issues and take the best jobs away from us Australians, do we?
I know he's only one person, and we can probably tolerate him as a token ethnic, but we must take a stand somewhere.
Would you like to have to live next door to him? Think of the effect it would have on land and house values in your street!
You know they breed like rabbits and pretty soon they'll over run us.
Within a short time there'll be Calvinist Churches on every street corner, and God forbid they gain power politically, we'll all be forced to go to them.
And what do they do for sport? Bloody soccer! Can you imagine? Bloody soccer pitches everywhere!
And they'll start interfering with our women. Pretty soon we'd have scotty coloured children all over the place!
No, brothers and sisters , help stop this madness. Preserve our purity.
Complain to your local MP NOW!!!
Last edited by fulvio sammut; 25-06-08 at 00:22.
hang on
wait a moment
did i miss something?????
Did someone say there is a Mrs Jedi?
First a Mrs Happy, now a Mrs Jedi - what the (*^*&%&^% hell is going on in Perth this year?
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
Fair dinkum, you took your time, mate.
In good Australian tradition your name will be shorten to Jed.
Now repeat after me...Go Wallabies!
Brother Gallagher I hear you
do you know the words to Advance Australia Fair and Waltzing Matilda Jedi??
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Your're all missing the point - we need to be to be there for our foreign friend when they do the operation - I've never seen surgery on a Scots man to have his wallet (sporan) opened before - always wondered what's in there - wonder if Mrs. Jedi has found out yet !
61 years between Grand SlamsWas the wait worth it - Ya betta baby
You see?
Thin end of the wedge, thin end of the wedge....
We'll have to get used to drinking whisky, to celebrating Hogmanay, to hating the English, to brawling in bars with impunity.... On second thoughts, Welcome!!