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[jargan83]

Hence the absence of my CEIC2120 notes

and for that we are forever gratefull

[robyn <3]

I'm guessing this isn't really a request for a lesson on heat transfer.

I did learn something in physics... I know the answer!!

[AndyS]

Some more:

• If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it rape or shoplifting?
• Can you cry under water?
• How important does a person have to be before they are assassinated instead of just murdered?
• Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
• Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
• What disease did cured ham actually have?
• How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
• Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours screaming?
• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
• Why are you in a movie, but on TV?
• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
• Why do doctors leave the room while you change when they're going to see you naked anyway.
• Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural, when there is two boobs and one bum?
• Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
• If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
• If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
• Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
• If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
• Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
• Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
• Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
• Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
• Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• Why did they put an 'S' in 'lisp'?
• Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
• Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
• How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
• Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
• How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

[MI5_Dog]

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it rape or shoplifting?

If you have sex with anyone against their will it's considered rape regardless of their profession or gender.

[GIGS20]

If you have sex with anyone against their will it's considered rape regardless of their profession or gender.

is this really the time to bring common sense into the discussion?

[shasta]

Some more:


Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural, when there is two boobs and one bum?

Phew!

That's easy!,
When talking about stadiums they count "bums on seats. Obviously the underwear people count how many cheeks

[tragic]

is this really the time to bring common sense into the discussion?

Only when it's not funny

[Swee_82]

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

I saw this one in an email the other day.... and they have a point.

[Thequeerone]

[*]Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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