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Burgs....double groan!
Just happy to be here
It is much funnier when you hear it........
I've been called many things and some were true but pom I am not
Opppss..sorry I thought you were from across the pond.
Larry:
National Relations 101-
Rule 1, never call a Scotsman a Pom or an Englishman, Grade 10 offence.
Rule 2, never call a Canadian a Yank or an American, Grade 5 offence.
Hope that helps![]()
Oh, I get it. My mistake was thinking that a pom was someone who was from Europe now living in Australia.
Not a problem old boy....don't call and Australian a Kiwi and visa versa....it has a similar effect but not quite as intense.Originally Posted by LarryNJ
Just happy to be here
It's all fun and games til somebody get's called a pom![]()
AFAIK Poms're the English, not the Welsh, Scots or Irish!!!
SMASH 'EM HARD - FEAR THE FORCE!!!!
Its just like asking the K1W1s if they shear sheep???
They normally reply that "Bro, we don't shear the sheep wuth anywun!!!!"
SMASH 'EM HARD - FEAR THE FORCE!!!!
Rule 3 and most important, never ever call an Aussie a Kiwi, and although calling a Kiwi and Aussie is not exactly correct, it does make our flightless little friends from across the Tasman feel a little better about themselves! They still call Australia Home!!!Originally Posted by Burgs
Yep, where else can one go on a holiday without requiring a visa and get paid by that country's government a darn sight better than they do at their home........
SMASH 'EM HARD - FEAR THE FORCE!!!!
Anyone want to make a bet we are about to recieve a visit from Swizterland?
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I
want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this
procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at
least 5 pounds."When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by
losing nearly 20 pounds."Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you
follow my instructions?" The blonde nodded... "I'll tell you though, I
thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.""From hunger, you mean?",
asked the doctor.""No, from skipping."
"Bloody oath we did!"
Nathan Sharpe, Legend.
hahaha, nice one Burgs.
Heard this on the radio the other day...amused me
Two blondes are talking when one gets shat on by a passing bird. The other blonde says, "It's ok I'll get a tissue", and the first blonde says...........wait for it.........page down
"Don't bother, it's long gone by now"
Just happy to be here
2 Elephants walk off a cliff.
boom! boom!
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.