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an afterhours club...but this isn't an ordinary club it's a .......
It`s a club the backs often frequent, but upon arrival, and being without a beer for so long in the taxi, well, the props became suspicious of these pretty boy backs, and proceeded to....
the bar where they turned and looked around at the abundance of men tearing up the dancefloor, most without shirts. One prop looked at the other and said... 'there's something not quite right about this place'... the other knowing exactly what he was talking about... 'there are no fire exits!'... they panicked and...
I made Happy sad...
Not being able to remember the fire brigade number, proceeded to flee out the front door knocking down those prettyboy backs who were to slow to see the oncoming mass of human tsunami careening for them....
They stood outside the club waiting to hail a cab when 2 of the shirtless pretty boy backs came out of the club and ask them....
"Where do you go to, my lovely?"
At which point, the burly boys put down their handbags (they were Kiwis after all!) and proceeded to dance around them whilst playing the air guitar. Walking down the road was...
Certainly a chore as by this stage the two props were well and truly legless. It was at this time that a police paddy wagon was cruising by.....
Our two heros of the front row managed to attract the attention of the boys in blue by.....
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
Singing, Whats the colour of a two cent piece, COPPER, COPPER, at which the two young constables clearly looked confused, not having ever seen a two cent piece before. They pulled over to proceed with......
..the arrest but the props took the handcuffs from the cops and handcuffed themselves to the shirtless pretty boys and ran off to....
the bar for another drink( you really are running a gay theme here larry), while trying to remove the handcuffs with one of the prettyboy backs hairpins, whilst punching each other in the face for being so stupid. this went on for .....
till one of the props realised that he had taken the keys to the handcuffs as well. He thought to himself, "God I'm stupid, maybe If I went back to school I could become smart enough to be a back". However, just as this epiphany had hit him, so did his mate. Smilling he said.......
Just happy to be here
"i needed that". Finally uncuffed, and with the alcohol wearing off they finally managed to leave the fairy lounge and headed for.....
Greasy Joes All Night Diner for large Matt Special each( chips, steak, bacon and gravy) and bucket of coke, when suddenly....