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What do Scots know about cricket anyway? To them, wicket is what you are when you steal the money from the kirk's poor box, cricket is when you twist your neck, stumps are what's left of your teeth, runs are the result of a surfiet of haggis and whisky, and out is what you hear at closing time at the pub.
Come clean. What were you pretenders (or Proclaimers) really doing there?
Tying to sell insertable Force sabre lights to the Sassanachts?