Jedi becomes Australian Citizen...

[Elf1]

Congrats Jedi,welcome to the clan.

[fulvio sammut]

I wanna be there when Jedi swears alliegance to Her Majesty, the Queen of Australia, Her Other Realms and Colonies (including Scotland).

[JediKnight]

It'll be another year before I get the passport FS so please be patient for your invitation!

[fulvio sammut]

Bush is a great man respected by all. Will Rudd salute whoever takes his place in Jan.?
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Probably not. but he might visit Scores for a royal salute.

[fulvio sammut]

Is there any we we can object to Jedi's application for citizenship?

After all, we don't want our country flooded with loads of people for whom English is not their native language, have funny, foreign sounding names, have difficulty assimilating, belong to ethnic clubs, eat strange foods, swear profusely, have drink related issues and take the best jobs away from us Australians, do we?

I know he's only one person, and we can probably tolerate him as a token ethnic, but we must take a stand somewhere.

Would you like to have to live next door to him? Think of the effect it would have on land and house values in your street!

You know they breed like rabbits and pretty soon they'll over run us.

Within a short time there'll be Calvinist Churches on every street corner, and God forbid they gain power politically, we'll all be forced to go to them.

And what do they do for sport? Bloody soccer! Can you imagine? Bloody soccer pitches everywhere!

And they'll start interfering with our women. Pretty soon we'd have scotty coloured children all over the place!

No, brothers and sisters , help stop this madness. Preserve our purity.

Complain to your local MP NOW!!!

[JediKnight]

Is there any we we can object to Jedi's application for citizenship?


After all, we don't want our country flooded with loads of people for whom English is not their native language, have funny, foreign sounding names, have difficulty assimilating, belong to ethnic clubs, eat strange foods, swear profusely, have drink related issues and take the best jobs away from us Australians, do we?
Pot, kettle anyone?!

I know he's only one person, and we can probably tolerate him as a token ethnic, but we must take a stand somewhere.
Never been called a token ethnic before!

Would you like to have to live next door to him? Think of the effect it would have on land and house values in your street!
I reckon that they'd increase significantly.

You know they breed like rabbits and pretty soon they'll over run us.

Within a short time there'll be Calvinist Churches on every street corner, and God forbid they gain power politically, we'll all be forced to go to them.

And what do they do for sport? Bloody soccer! Can you imagine? Bloody soccer pitches everywhere!
At least soccer pitches have square corners!

And they'll start interfering with our women. Pretty soon we'd have scotty coloured children all over the place!
Mrs Jedi is a Kiwi, so you're safe there!

No, brothers and sisters , help stop this madness. Preserve our purity.
I think your purity was expunged a long time ago!!!

Complain to your local MP NOW!!!

Burning the midnight oil there FS? Do your fees increase during unsociable hours or do lawyers just get their best work done during the hours of darkness......?!?!

[.X.]

hang on

wait a moment

did i miss something?????

Did someone say there is a Mrs Jedi?

First a Mrs Happy, now a Mrs Jedi - what the (*^*&%&^% hell is going on in Perth this year?

[LarryNJ]

hang on

wait a moment

did i miss something?????

Did someone say there is a Mrs Jedi?

First a Mrs Happy, now a Mrs Jedi - what the (*^*&%&^% hell is going on in Perth this year?

They both hit big at the casino. It's just a short term thing.
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[no.8]

Fair dinkum, you took your time, mate.

In good Australian tradition your name will be shorten to Jed.

Now repeat after me...Go Wallabies!

[jargan83]

do you know the words to Advance Australia Fair and Waltzing Matilda Jedi??
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[Thequeerone]

Your're all missing the point - we need to be to be there for our foreign friend when they do the operation - I've never seen surgery on a Scots man to have his wallet (sporan) opened before - always wondered what's in there - wonder if Mrs. Jedi has found out yet !

[Em-Forcer]

Thanks to Mrs Jedi & her fantastic cooking skills, I won't be caught up in the obesity epidemic that is sweeping Australia.

You don't cook any more? I may have to rethink my move if I'm not going to get asked round for a curry or bbq occasionally...

Is there any we we can object to Jedi's application for citizenship?
I know he's only one person, and we can probably tolerate him as a token ethnic, but we must take a stand somewhere.
Hope this doesn't mean you'll object to his sister's arrival?

You know they breed like rabbits and pretty soon they'll over run us.
Leaving that one well alone...!

And what do they do for sport? Bloody soccer! Can you imagine? Bloody soccer pitches everywhere!
Rugby. It's called RUGBY. Soccer uses wrong-shaped balls (but as Jedi rightly pointed out, a correctly-shaped pitch!).

[fulvio sammut]

You see?

Thin end of the wedge, thin end of the wedge....

We'll have to get used to drinking whisky, to celebrating Hogmanay, to hating the English, to brawling in bars with impunity.... On second thoughts, Welcome!!