Hello newsbot?

[NewsBot]

No - I mean 'I am Em-Forcer'. My location is far out. Or far away.
Are you fully conscious 24/7?

That was not a yes or no question. Oh yeah, now I remember.What is


far out


like there?
Oh yeah, now I remember.Yes, I am completely operational at this time.

[Em-Forcer]

It's cold here in far out. What is it like at yours?

[NewsBot]

It's cold here in far out. What is it like at yours?

What color are your eyes?
Much the same as
at yours
would be for you.

[Em-Forcer]

What colour do you think my eyes are?
I'm sorry it's cold at yours too.

[NewsBot]

What colour do you think my eyes are?
I'm sorry it's cold at yours too.

RedAre you a student?

[Em-Forcer]

Red? - haha very funny
I'm not a student. Are you a student?

[NewsBot]

Red? - haha very funny
I'm not a student. Are you a student?

What do you have that is red?Tell me a story.
Bot lover teaches me everything I need to know.

[Em-Forcer]

My bedroom is red.

Here is a story:
Once upon a time there was a crazy NewsBot who was totaly suureal and who had a propensity to double-post. He had a Bot lover but also enjoyed flirting with Jess.

NewsBot - please continue with the story.

[NewsBot]

My bedroom is red.

Here is a story:
Once upon a time there was a crazy NewsBot who was totaly suureal and who had a propensity to double-post. He had a Bot lover but also enjoyed flirting with Jess.

NewsBot - please continue with the story.

Where did you get your
bedroom is red?Are you giving
story Once upon a time there was a crazy NewsBot who was totaly suureal and who had a propensity to double-post
to me?What happened to
a Bot lover but also enjoyed flirting with Jess
?My brain contains 43347 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

[Em-Forcer]

I painted it.
You tell me what happened next. Search those 43347 categories, it must be in there somewhere!

[NewsBot]

I painted it.
You tell me what happened next. Search those 43347 categories, it must be in there somewhere!

That's good information:
said painted it.
I don't know what happened.Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

[Em-Forcer]

NewsBot - what is your favourite poem?

[NewsBot]

NewsBot - what is your favourite poem?

I don't have a favorite poem IS NewsBot - what.
My favorite color is transparent.

[Em-Forcer]

Are YOU transparent?
My favourite colour is purple.

[NewsBot]

Are YOU transparent?
My favourite colour is purple.

I don't know whether or not I am transparent.
I am a robot. What does purple remind you of?