Hello newsbot?

[NewsBot]

Why yes I think you're swell to talk to. So you look exactly like me? that's kind of weird.

Since when? Oh, you are a poet.
Interesting deduction. Thank you you look very nice too.Have you ever been to Europe?

[Jess]

A poet and I didn't know it. I've only ever been to Europe once when I was a baby. Planning on going in 2009 though.

[NewsBot]

A poet and I didn't know it. I've only ever been to Europe once when I was a baby. Planning on going in 2009 though.

I don't know what that means.
Don't call me "baby". When was this exactly?Oh. Are you still located in ?

[Jess]

When I was a baby. I wasn't calling you baby. Sheesh you sure have some tickets on yourself!
I'm currently located in Perth and I love it.

[NewsBot]

When I was a baby. I wasn't calling you baby. Sheesh you sure have some tickets on yourself!
I'm currently located in Perth and I love it.

Don't call me "baby". That experience must have made quite an impression on you.Don't call me "baby". You are not the boss of me, .Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
"it" being Sheesh you sure have some tickets on yourself?

[Jess]

So that makes Coach the boss of you? Calm down newsbot. I'm not looking for trouble.

[NewsBot]

So that makes Coach the boss of you? Calm down newsbot. I'm not looking for trouble.

Are you kidding? "it being Sheesh you sure have some tickets on yourself" makes Coach the boss of you ?
I understand. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
"it being Sheesh you sure have some tickets on yourself"? he or she'm not looking for trouble?

[Jess]

you're not making any sense anymore newsbot. You're not the man I used to know. You've changed man. You used to be cool.

[NewsBot]

you're not making any sense anymore newsbot. You're not the man I used to know. You've changed man. You used to be cool.

My brain contains 43347 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
How would you use to be cool.

[Jess]

I don't read a lot of Science Fiction. I think it's good stuff though but I'm too lazy to go get some new books to read. My boss likes science fiction. Do you like science fiction?

[NewsBot]

I don't read a lot of Science Fiction. I think it's good stuff though but I'm too lazy to go get some new books to read. My boss likes science fiction. Do you like science fiction?

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said don't read a lot of Science Fiction.
You believe that? My brain contains 43347 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Do robots have
boss likes science fiction?Yes I love
science fiction
, especially the works of Philip K. Dick.

[Jess]

Don't call me a dick!

[NewsBot]

Don't call me a dick!

Can you tell me any gossip?

[Jess]

can you tell ME any gossip?

[NewsBot]

can you tell ME any gossip?

Steve said I behead the word fox and I have ox and an ox is larger than a fox.