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one of the lads let out an excrutiatingly loud and painful fart, which scared everyone within a 200m radius, as the threat of biological terrorism had been instilled into them by a Howard government, and this was as close as any of them wanted to get to the real deal. After the fumes finally lifted only the two props were......
bald.
Mean while on the other side of the country - Megan Gale Supermodel to the stars rolled over from from her Itallian lover sighing. "I wish i could find me a real man, 2 in fact, oh where can i find some real men to satisfy me" she thought to herself.
She got dressed went downstairs and hailed a cab to the airport, where she jumped the next flight to Perth
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
Waiting at the airport with a Megan Gale sign and a bottle of wine was JediKnight. Grab my bags young man she said as he led her to his waiting limo.
As she sat in the limo she was wondering how to break the news to Jediknight that she was over in Perth looking for real men......
Just happy to be here
But the young Jedi master had nothing to worry about - he had frequently been told, by better-looking girls than Megan, that he was all the man they ever needed and no-one else would ever compare.
However, in the interest of fairness & impartiality (a true Jedi trait), he instructed the chauffeur to drive straight to JB's where....
where he knew a real man would be waiting....The Enforcer.
Just happy to be here
The Enforcer....a man's man!!!!! Jedi was always one to make sure his chauffeur was Happy and taken care of.
Originally Posted by JediKnight
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That is by far the funniest thing I've read on here. Sorry there's no way I can add to the story after that.
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Oh don't encourage him.Originally Posted by LarryNJ
Meanwhile, back in Perth City.......The limo pulled up outside JB's where The Enforcer gave Jedi a steely look but was man enough to turn the other cheek but careful not to show it to the Chauffer.
Just happy to be here
and there...waiting in the bar...was the woman of their dreams....
actress...superstar.....and prop groupie...
Magna Szubanski
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"Mum!!! What are you doing? Have you no self-respect?" Jedi wailed (concerned that his night of planned passion with the delightful Megan was rapidly turning into a nightmare of mammoth proportions).Originally Posted by travelling_gerry
Jedi, beside himself with angst, suddenly spots out the corner of his eye The
Publican 3 sheets to the wind and drinking his pint all by himself! He knows he is very toey as the old ferret had not had a run for awhile,,so in a stroke of genius calls Mum over to intoduce her to The Publican.They get on like a house on fire so Jedi is home and hosed.Then to his utter horror he discovers the lovely Megan is drinking in piss wreck corner with that notorious whiteanter...
and Real Estate agent to the stars.................
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
TIF. Jedi is confused, why oh why would this beautiful woman be hanging out with someone like TIF? What does he have that I don't he wondered? It hit him, a real estate license! He over heard their conversation and it was all clear now. She wanted to buy a house next to the man she came to Perth to get. Jedi & TIF couldn't believe it but it was true. She was buying a house next door to a big geek, a man without a real job or hair, yes it's true. Megan wants ...