Facts About AJ Whalley

[force addict]

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by AJ Whalley, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

[James]

If you rearrange the letters in AJ Whalley's name is reads 'I am Lord Voldemort'.

[force addict]

AJ Whalley can unscramble an egg.

[force addict]

AJ Whalley was once asked to repeat himself. The last thing that person ever heard was the wooshing sound of a roundhouse kick.

[robyn <3]

AJ Whalley can sneeze with his eyes open!
Apple pays AJ Whalley 99c for every time he listens to a song
AJ Whalley invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Drew Mitchell invented pink.

AJ Whalley once ate a whole cake- before his mates told him there was a stripper inside it

[James]

AJ Whalley once ate a whole cake- before his mates told him there was a stripper inside it

I can think of some very disgusting retorts to that but this is a family website.

[normie]

When AJ was a kid he didn't have hundreds and thousands on his ice cream; - he had millions and trillions!

[tdevil]

When a new day breaks.........AJ can fix it

[robyn <3]

AJ Whalley never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

[lara93]

Aj doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

[robyn <3]

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. AJ Whalley has 72... and they're all poisonous.

[force addict]

AJ Whalley uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.
AJ Whalley beat the Sun in a staring contest.
AJ Whalley has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
AJ Whalley can strike a match on a bar of soap.

[shasta]

AJ Whalley has already decided he's doing "extras" for his 2010 pre-season. He's gonna build a new grandstand and members bar at MES. Single handed.

[robyn <3]

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures AJ Whalley allows to live

AJ Whalley has already decided he's doing "extras" for his 2010 pre-season. He's gonna build a new grandstand and members bar at MES. Single handed.

YAY for AJ!

[Lonzy]

AJ Whalley doesn't cheat death, he wins fair and square!
AJ Whalley once visited The Virgin Islands, they are now known as The Islands
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for AJ Whalley
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailor, one af AJ Whalley's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime
When AJ Whalley walks into a room he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
AJ Whalley doesn't use pick up lines, he simply says, "Now".
AJ Whalley's dog is trained to pick up its own poop, because AJ Whalley doesn't tae crap from anyone!
Superman owns a pair of AJ Whalley pajamas
Some kids pee their name in the snow, AJ Whalley can pee his name into cement!

and I'm out!