Ask Jess...

[Lonzy]

lmao rugby fan! hahahahaha omg ... funny ... and my folks wonder why I dont bring any guys home ... hahaha ... can we have a picture ... of you when you answer the door and then the look on the guys face ... oh and the look on your daughters face aswell!

[RugbyFan]

She'll be in her room getting dolled up. I will tell him not to mention it to my daughter or else..

[Mtbeaver]

Jess, I don't own my right ear anymore, I lost it in a bet over the derby today - What should i do to the girl who owns it to stop her from pericing it or alike....

[Lonzy]

hahaha mtbeaver ... just noticed your signature ... ... ... chuck norris is the bomb! lmao .... oh and BTW ... chuck norris isnt hung like a horse ... horses are hung like chuck norris ... lmao!!!!

[Mtbeaver]

hahaha mtbeaver ... just noticed your signature ... ... ... chuck norris is the bomb! lmao .... oh and BTW ... chuck norris isnt hung like a horse ... horses are hung like chuck norris ... lmao!!!!

lol, "Some people wear Super-Man underware, Super-man wears Chuck Norris underware"
"Chuck Norriss' tears are the cure for Cancer, pitty hes never cried"

[Lonzy]

lmao!!!!! I love chuck norris!!!

[Jess]

well in response to the previous convo...

my dad is a firm believer in 'the handshake test'
fail that with a weak shake and you're gone. my last boyfriend was doomed from the start... that and he didn't like rugby and went for england in the ashes!
and he once challenged your brother to an arm wrestle once matt when he came over for dinner! chris got close but dad won in the end.

dad's advice every time i leave the house to go out is 'don't kiss any of the ugly ones'

He's a pretty cool bloke my dad.

[Jess]

as for your ear matt... don't bet what you aint willing to lose.

[Mtbeaver]

Althou that is a little jumpy - I think i get the gist... Well.. if Chris had won that arm wrestle, would it have been a good thing for chris or a bad thing?

[RugbyFan]

I'm also a firm believer in the hand shake test. You can judge a persons character by the hand shake.

[Mtbeaver]

as for your ear matt... don't bet what you aint willing to lose.

That wasnt the question damn it!!!! I hate it when people give polititian answers!!!!

[Jess]

ok then... as for the girl...
does she respond well to gifts?

[Jess]

the way a guy treats a waiter is also another huge clue as to whether they're a good person or not.

[Mtbeaver]

I'm also a firm believer in the hand shake test. You can judge a persons character by the hand shake.

Hehe, well that clears me... I always give a firm handshake after the hour lecture Peter Humbert gave me in primary school on how to give a hand shake...

[RugbyFan]

Sorry mtbeaver, you fail. You can't spel.