What RUFFLES your feathers

[Candy]

i can walk down stairs
and if you put me up stairs then open the door i will shit on you

[Burgs]

It's elephants that reportedly have issues with stairs.
Stairs are often used in loading ramps.

[Flamethrower]

Another shattered illusion for a city kid

[travelling_gerry]

Brown cows dont give chocolate milk?

[Flamethrower]

Someone told me a cows moo doesn't echo.

Did you know Kangaroos can hear through their feet.

[travelling_gerry]

I got nuthin...

[jono]

car dealerships

[thunderchicken9]

People who walk in your shop as you are working overtime to finish a week-long project, who, mind you, did not a damn thing to contribute up to this point - and start pointing, saying things like "oh, why didn't you do this or that instead?" as they frown condescendingly... I mean, where were they a week ago when there was work to be done? So easy to judge when your hands don't get dirty.. it's enough to make me want to start throwing hammers again..I guess what I'm trying to say is that arrogant, pompous, judgmental warthogs such as this really get my dander up.. if you couldn't tell.

[Flamethrower]

SJAMBOKS

[thunderchicken9]

how soon i forget!!!

[laura]

My Sunday Times, doesn't have anything on the Wallabies drought-breaking win over South Africa...and it has ruined the suprise, on Tuesday, that would have been finding out who the new sleeve sponsor is

[force addict]

stupid newspaper. they had plenty of time to print it. we got stuff about Greegs and the Force on tour, where are the Wallabies

what also ruffles my feathers is an indecisive person given a week to decide on something.

[jargan83]

the newspaper starts printing at 11ish apparently thats why their are never any overnight sport scores
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[laura]

Well for all I care, someone could have written it in with a pen to atleast show something!
My paper doesn't get here til about 8.30-9.00 anyway, so thats plenty of time to get their A into G and send me the latest paper with scores and stories in it.

/rant

[jargan83]

yeah but how many copies do they have to print? We have ours on our door step by 6am most weeks. Its not my fault you live out in the sticks. You would get the country edition wouldnt you?
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