Results 1 to 2 of 2

Thread: Investment Advice

  1. #1
    Veteran Contributor LarryNJ's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    NJ USA
    Posts
    4,780
    vCash
    5000000

    Investment Advice

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

    With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

    If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49.00 left.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer/wine one year ago, drank all the beer/wine, then turned-in the cans/bottles for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
















    Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

  2. #2
    Champion Contributor no.8's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Western Australia
    Posts
    1,370
    vCash
    5000000
    Sound advice from an alcoholic. Hey! Are you qualified?

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!
    Brother Gallagher I hear you

Similar Threads

  1. Lote's advice to Robbie Deans
    By GIGS20 in forum Wallabies
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 20-12-07, 17:08
  2. Parental 'advice' benefits Adam
    By Burgs in forum Wallabies
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 31-05-07, 14:22

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •