Poetry

[Darren]

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s*#%.

[tdevil]

Spot on Coach

[Mtbeaver]

hahahaha!

thats right on the money

[Happy]

she doesn't have to have huuuge boobs

[O'Regan]

THats good Coach, nice. haha that gold.

[fulvio sammut]

Happy don't care about huge boobs. Some girls think size isn't everything. Happy might strike it lucky.

[Happy]

hahahaha

[NeoGirl]

This just proves that women are more poetic and just want someone to appriciate them.