Stuff

[Flamethrower]

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it?
Which is the other side of the street?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows"?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

[robyn <3]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

I have never ever understood how that works. I really don't see how sticky stuff doesn't stick! I don't like buying un-sticky glue, so if it's not glued to the container I don't want it, but if it IS glued to the container I can't buy it! HOPELESS! I just let Mum buy my glue

Flame, you're bug-signature just got me!

[blueandblack]

i think the glue thing has something to do with getting dry. if it runs, its fine. oince it dries, it hardens and sticks. if you leave a glue bottle lid/top off for a while, the contents will be hard.

[shasta]

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows"?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

What is the opposite of organised crime?

[tragic]

What do people in China call their good plates?

Porcelain. Duh.

[tragic]

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?


You can't?

[GIGS20]

What is the opposite of organised crime?

disorganised philanthropy?

[.X.]

If a Thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold - how does it tell the difference?

[AndyS]

What is the opposite of organised crime?

Politics

[GIGS20]

Politics

no....that's a synonym

[Swee_82]

If a Thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold - how does it tell the difference?

I'm guessing this isn't really a request for a lesson on heat transfer.

[AndyS]

Organised??

[Thequeerone]

no....that's a synonym

An Oxymoron

[jargan83]

I'm guessing this isn't really a request for a lesson on heat transfer.

This isn't Science class

[Swee_82]

This isn't Science class

Hence the absence of my CEIC2120 notes