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Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Bunnings
Hardware when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.'
The young guy says, 'That's a coincidence, I'm looking for my wife too. I
can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'
The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife look like?'
The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter
top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'
The old guy says, 'Doesn't matter - let's look for yours.'
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Sounds like the young bloke married one of the " Bunnings wallet scam" chicks from last year.
Cool, sexy AND rich!
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