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Evening, here is the news.
Honour Roll
Coach
BlueandBlack
Beav
Photog(new blood)
Frontrow
Larry from Joisey
Em-forcer
Evie
Thequeerone and No8
Travelling Gerry
Pruc
Well what can you say about the night! Bugger all really, despite a nice turn up it was a strange night. Ive read my notes and im still havent a clue what went on. I wasnt feeling well and barely hung in there. Unfortunately i cant decipher my notes too clearly. Im one not to bullshit, or embelish a story so the report may have a few vague moments.
Awards night was mentioned. A great night was had by all.
Frontrows young bloke Austin is crook and is in hospital with that nasty influenza going around Perth. 2 nights in and hopefully he is back on track today.All the best FR from your fellow TWFers.
Larry enquired if Coach got lucky with his date..Jedi. Im not sure, but they did make a attractive couple.
Beav has set fire to the family BBQ. He is apparently trying to cook dinner!
Clock strikes 8pm, Coach who is ok in the head department but is suffering from a serious dose of delirum tremlims can hear his couch calling him. Bails out........many are called few are chosen Coach.
Frontrow and Em-forcer are discussing horror plane trips in outback WA. Too much detail for this little black duck and im startimg to suffer from motion sickness.
Pruc joins the chat and immediately lets rip with a fantastic joke that has all and sundry speechless.
Beav comes back in after burning the family home down and is asking for info on how to make a simple explosive device with minimal resources used.
Frontrow does the right thing and dobs in Beav on the terrorist hotline.
Thequeerone is overcome by smoke and is saved by No8. Removed from the keyboard due to snoring. No 8 is like a breath of fresh air. Ever tried putting mercury down a ducks throat? its exciting and confusing at the same time.
Alls well after a while, once i realise im actually Cam Shepherd. Wake up the ball and chain and tell her im Shep. Jesus H Christ, punters that was it!
9.15 pm, time to retire!
Quotes of the night:
Frontrow x 2........dont mention the window and Pruc is one mixed up chat dude!
Thequeerone...what was the auction for?.....AJ Whalleys tab.
Same vague recollection of Gerry saying how he aided the burning down of the Big Pineapple, Sunshine Coast
Sorry thats it. Out of detox on Friday
God speed
Tlh
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