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A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....
I was in Coles buying a large bag of Meatybites for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meatybite Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meatybite nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.![]()
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You mean if I go on this diet I can lick my balls?Originally Posted by The InnFORCEr
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Yep. If thats your kinkOriginally Posted by Giteau'sGunnaScoreTwenty
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I've heard that you have to watch out for fur balls though![]()
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