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An old man goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra “Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?”
" I can cut them for you " said the chemist " but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. "
" I am 96 " said the old man . " I don ' t want an erection . I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t piss on my slippers. "