0
15 things that you wish you could say out loud at work..
1: I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
2: How about never? Is never good for you?
3: I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
4: I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
5: Thank you, we are all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
6: If I throw a stick, will you leave?
7: Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
8: Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
9: I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being more intelligent.
10: Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
11: If you have something to say, raise your hand.........then place it over your mouth.
12: I’m too busy, can I ignore you some other time?
13: Don’t let your mind wander; it’s too small to be let out on its own.
14: You are as pretty as a picture, I’d really like to hang you.
15: Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no-one caring!