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yorkshireman goes to the vet
"I need you to look at my cat"
"Is it a Tom?"
"No, I brought it with me"
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yorkshireman's dog dies
He loved it so much he visits a jewellers to get a small gold replica statue made
The jeweller asks "Would you like it 18 carat?"
"Nah lad, I'll have it chewing a bone thanks"