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One for the desk jockeys out there!
THE NEW AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM
Australians all let us rejoice
The weekend now is near
We've worked all bloody week for this
Let's go and get a beer.
Our desks abound in paperwork
Our hands are stained with ink
In desperate stage, we'll fly the cage
Advance to Friday drinks!!
With joyful strains, destroy our brains
Advance to Friday drinks.
"Bloody oath we did!"
Nathan Sharpe, Legend.
That is about all the encouragement I need....
Bought a tear to my eye and my throat is getting dry!!
That obviously doesnt apply to us rugged outdoor types Burgs! Only the paper cut crew out ther in TWF land.Originally Posted by Burgs
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Would now be a bad time for me to point out an advantage of living in the Eastern States... that being it's 4:30pm and I'm 20 minutes shy of the pub![]()
Yeah 2 hours in front but worlds behindOriginally Posted by Moses
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Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
It's 3.30 in Perth & I'm already half way down the first bottle of red.....I take my job very seriously and am constantly researching the competitors' products!!!
Now all I have to worry about is cycling back home....
Originally Posted by JediKnight
You can't steal jokes that NSW use against QLD during DLS.. Poor formOriginally Posted by The InnFORCEr
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TLH - you have to be careful those paper cuts can be nastyOriginally Posted by The Lone Hydrangea
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
and how quickly does it return to Monday morning again... ahhhh f!!!!!!
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Tif was hospitalised with a life threatening paper cut once X. Very nastyOriginally Posted by Exile
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No TLH it wasn't a paper cut, it was the staples that got meOriginally Posted by The Lone Hydrangea
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Have to asume TEF already "read" it![]()
absolute quality - how did you know?!Originally Posted by LarryNJ
no need for a camera at TWF bbq on Saturday....this will be me!!!!