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Super 14 Quotes
"Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius. A genius
> is a guy like
> Norman Einstein." - Jono Gibbs - Chiefs
>
> "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long
> it takes." -
> Rodney So'ialo - Hurricanes - on University
>
> "You guys line up alphabetically by height." and
> "You guys pair up in
> groups of three, then line up in a circle." - Colin
> Cooper - Hurricanes head coach
>
>
> Chris Masoe (Hurricanes) on whether he had visited
> the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt: "I can't really remember the
> names of the clubs that we went to."
>
> "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the
> morning regardless of
> what time it is." - Colin Cooper on Paul Tito
>
> Kevin Senio (Auckland), on Night Rugby vs Day Games
> "It's basically
> the same, just darker."
>
> David Nosafora (Auckland) talking about Troy Flavell
> "I told him,
> 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or
> apathy?' He said,
> 'David, I don't know and I don't care.'
>
> David Holwell (Hurricanes) when asked about the
> upcoming season: "I
> want to reach for 150 or 200 points this season,
> whichever comes
> first."
>
>
> "Andy Ellis - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few
> weeks ago"(Murray
> Mexted)
>
> "Colin has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator." (Ma
> Nonu)
>
>
> "He scored that try after only 22 seconds - totally
> against the run
> of play." (Murray Mexted)
>
> "We actually got the winning try three minutes from
> the end but then
> they scored." (Phil Waugh Warratah)
>
>
> "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
> of my body."
> (Jerry Collins)
>
> "That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one
> before it which
> was identical." (Tony Brown)
>
> "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
> father." (Tana
> Umaga)
>
> "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in rugby -
> but none of them
> serious." (Doc Mayhew)
>
> "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
> expect the same
> thing again."(Anton Oliver)
>
> "I would not say he (Rico Gear) is the best left
> winger in the Super
> 14, but there are none better." (Murray Mexted)
>
> "I never comment on referees and I'm not going to
> break the habit of
> a lifetime for that prat." (Ewan McKenzie)
>
> Murray Deaker: "Have you ever thought of writing
> your autobiography?"
> Tana Umaga: "On what ?"
>
>
> "Well, either side could win it, or it could be a
> draw."(Murray
> Mexted)
>
> "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed
> to hang in the air
> for even longer."(Murray Mexted)
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Yo Bollocks,couldnt help but notice that the pearls of wisdom were mainly Kiwis.No wonder Umaga clocked Masoe they are as thick as each other.
The quotes are real but the quotees are faked. Sorry this has been making the rounds for months.
not to burst ur bubble en forcer but that e-mail has bin going round for quite some time now... anyways it's great ay!
first time I've seen it, but damn funny!
I love this one not matter who said it!
"We actually got the winning try three minutes from
the end but then they scored."
yeah they call him angry not cleverOriginally Posted by LarryNJ
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