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Ode To Luke.
One day a young man appeared on scene
Although rugby ignorant he seemed pretty keen
His name was Luke_The_Pom, he was willing to chat
He even felled Burgs using his skill with the bat
It was not too long until some he pissed off
He believed he was funny and did he not scoff
So young and naive some believed him to be
Others thought he was funny and did not agree
His love of his england was never in question
But to slag off Australia was beyond comprehension
The land giving his future and financing to boot
Was nothing to him, he’s running off with the loot!!!!
In making a bet against Scotland the mighty
Once again his allegiance was with good old blighty (read england)
His cockiness and arrogance was something to behold
His humor the best, he stated so bold
Now England did lose to Scotland the brave
But with no grace, his face try he save
Now the end of this tail is funny and sad
Cause it makes him a fool but also a cad
Where he’s gone nobody knows
But his true character is now exposed
We’ve had a great laugh but I think it stinks
Cause I’m still waiting for two f”king drinks.