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An Amish boy and his father visit a shopping centre for the first time. Everything they see blows their minds, especially a pair of shiny walls that keep sliding open and shut. Having never seen a lift before, the boy asks, “What is it?” “Son,” the father replies, “I have never seen anything like this in my life.” At that moment, a fat woman in a wheelchair rolls up and presses the button. After a few moments, the shiny walls open and the fat woman enters the tiny room behind them. The walls then close and the pair watch in awe as a set of sequential numbers light up above them. They continue to stare as the numbers then light up in reverse order. When the walls finally re-open, a gorgeous blonde woman steps out. “Son,” the old man says to his boy. “Run home and get your mother.”