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A FAMILY of Collingwood supporters were out doing their Saturday morning shoplifting at Rebel Sport when the son picked up a Carlton jumper and said to his 10-year-old sister, “Hey, moll, I’ve decided to steal this and become a Blues supporter.”
His outraged sister whacked him over the head with her carton of Winnie Reds and said, “Go and tell Mum then, shithead!”
The kid went and told his mother, who threw a half-full can of VB at him and hissed, “Right, we’re going to see your father about this.”
The family immediately went to Pentridge and demanded an emergency visit with the kid’s dad. The dad was hauled out of his cell to the rec room, only to see the fruit of his loins wearing a Blues jumper. He went berserk, backhanding his son across the room and screaming, “No bastard of mine will ever be seen wearing that shit!”
On the way home, the kid’s mother turned to him and said, “Well, have you learnt anything today, dickhead?”
“Shit, yes, you old slag, I bloody well have,” the kid replied. “I’ve only been a Carlton supporter for an hour, and I already hate you Collingwood pricks!”
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aren't a group of collingwood supporters called a "pack of wankers"?
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Gee we have missed you Happster, and your right.![]()
the punters friend..... stick with me and you will be wearing
i noticed the site had dipped a bit while I was away!!![]()
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Hey Flamy, did it take long to change the words Fremantle and West Coast Eagles to Collingwood and Carlton???
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Happy, being an recent ex Waratah you should know that that is what you call a group of Tahs FansOriginally Posted by Happy
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80 Minutes, 15 Positions, No Protection, Wanna Ruck?
Ruck Me, Maul Me, Make Me Scrum!
Education is Important, but Rugby is Importanter!
Nah, this is the original from the VFL daysOriginally Posted by The InnFORCEr
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Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
that innforcer is a touchie bastard aint he
well done on more gold ft
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