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    Chat Report 15.08.2007: Fight of the Bumble Bees

    Morning punters another nail biting, cutting edge, ball bursting edition, hot of the press.

    Honour Roll

    Exile
    BlueandBlack
    Coach
    Evie
    Jazza
    Burgs
    Jess
    Em-forcer
    Pruc
    Jedi Knight
    SkizaWWE
    Jehna(fresh blood)
    BrokenDownGunFighter
    Imaag


    Night starts off at a leisurely pace. Talking about the positive aspects of MES,ie rectangular stadium, serving of full strength beverages etc. Damn civilized and its a nice change being comfortable and close to the action compared to the other joint which will not be mentioned.

    Exile, due to the tyranny of distance hasnt seen the Spirit in full flight is fizzing at the bung in anticipation of catching our boys playing the Fleet in Sydney next weekend. The icing on the cake is that he doesnt have to go by himself as the bookie Gerry, is living up to his name and they are going together. I can see a few TEDS being demolished.

    Punters are drifting in through the door, pleasantries abound. General waffle, christ now one is being gobby. Ah thats better, X is in crawler mode with some of the more attractive punters, ie handing out of roses etc and Coach does the right thing and gives X the arse for conduct unbecoming of a chatmaster. Fair enough, the rest of us ugly punters get bugger all apart from a kick up the arse.

    Speaking of higher beings, Coach has hit Legend status. Hearty congratulations from all in da house. Id roll an aspro to Sydney if you can find a better rugby forum than TWF

    Jess is quite chuffed with herself as she has cooked up a storm for the family and this starts up a small culinary moment.
    Jess had beef stroganof with pasta, sour cream and chive potato bake.
    X had a beer and a maggot bag with sauce
    Legend, had Irish stew with fresh bread with slabs of butter on it.
    Mr Blue had pizza
    The ball and i had tacos
    Burgs had Asian tucker up at the mine.
    How cutting edge is this folks i can see a future Pulitzer prize disappearing down the gurgler here.

    Speaking of Burgs, he is having a strange night. Seems to have been battered around the head in a friendly manner and has left the building. Hmmmmmmmm?

    A new slant on that hoary old chestnut....yep cheerleaders. Someone mentioned umbrella girls as in F1, MotoGp for the rugby. I cant decipher my Pitmans but i think that staunch cheerleader advocate Jess has put her hand up for the gig. If im wrong im sure i will hear about it. Love the concept though...more colour and movement

    New punter at the front door, Jehna arrives and welcomed in. Show her the altar etc. Nice to see fresh blood in da house especially not old fat props and ex hairdressers. Enjoy the craic Jehna.

    Explaining WTF means to Em and inadvertently swear which isnt setting a good example to others so i boot myself off for awhile.Now this is completely out of character for me and im putting it down to the MSG in the taco mix.
    When i come back obviously someone left the front door open as the place is being over run with punters. Lots of different conversations going on ie Spirit, joys of marriage, singledom, JBs, RWC etc. One thing for sure is that for people not going to France are getting jackshit of people who are going. Envy, 1 of the 7 deadly sins. Bugger.

    Night is drawing to an end and AFL is on the cards. Punters whingeing about gayfl, blanket media coverage, the game sucks arse. Well, we live in a AFL state believe it or not and Rugby has to make do with crumbs unfortunately.
    I personally follow AFL, Jess and many others on the site do as well. We can complain till we are blue in the face, but it isnt going to change overnight.

    Remember from little things big things grow which is a nice lead into the 30th anniversary of that cheeseburger eating dude, immortalized in Public Enemys classic track...Fight the Power

    Elvis was a hero to most
    But he never meant shit to me
    Straight up racist that sucker was
    Simple and plain
    Mother ...k him and John Wayne
    etc etc

    Kinda leaves one dry in the throat! King of rock and roll my coit. Try Buddy Holly! Please note these thoughts are mine only.

    Anyway got to go as i heard someone mention Egan!


    Bouquets
    Jehna now a ex chat virgin and a Dockers member


    Quote of the night
    That noted conversationist Pruc.............evening(man of few words our Pruc)


    Great roll up and all are welcome.

    God speed
    Tlh

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    I was there a little early but had to leave to tend to an unhappy boy, i think he missed the warmth of being under phototherapy lights for 24 hours treating his jaundice, which by the way is all gone now...

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    good work TLH. Good news, AS.

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    Glad to known i'm not a chat virgin anymore...guess that helps me in my quest to become jenna jameson in this life time

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    "Remember lads, rugby is a team game; all 14 of you make sure you pass the ball to Giteau."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jehna
    Glad to known i'm not a chat virgin anymore...guess that helps me in my quest to become jenna jameson in this life time
    I'd like to see that

    God bless Jenna

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    80 Minutes, 15 Positions, No Protection, Wanna Ruck?

    Ruck Me, Maul Me, Make Me Scrum!

    Education is Important, but Rugby is Importanter!

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    Ah, Jemma Jameson, the Irish Whiskey heiress...

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    Chat was the goods last night.

    Great report as always TLH and great news about the bub AS. Looking forward to seeing some photos.

    Is jenna jameson really a whiskey heiress?

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    I made Happy sad...

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    Dunno Jess, she has great......spirit

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    You're familiar with her work I see.

    PS. No I will not be an umbrella girl! I was just flattered to be suggested.

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    I made Happy sad...

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    Jenna Jameson and a bottle of Jameson in the same room.......now that's f@#king magic

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    "Remember lads, rugby is a team game; all 14 of you make sure you pass the ball to ..........."

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    Yeah but I dread to think what she'd do with that bottle.

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    OMG jess , i am flabbergasted at that mental picture, and yet slightly (alright, mightily) interested at the same time ....I am off for a cold shower ....

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    Proudly bought to you by a brewery somewhere....

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    Ok...i hate my name right now! lol!

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    It is a lovely name.

    Don't like her change your mind.

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    I made Happy sad...

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    Haha good think i wasn't actually named after her...and the spelling is different But it still doesn't prevent people from asking me if that's actually my secret identity...it's like superman for porn...

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