Chat Report:25/07/2007. Nathan Sharpe Appreciation Night

[The Lone Hydrangea]

Fellow punters here is the weekend edition.

Honour Roll

Jess
Exile
BlueandBlack
Beaver
SkizaWWE
Jazza93
Travelling Gerry
Burgs
Pruc
Rugby Fan
Larry from Joisey
Coach
Slomo(new blood)
Lonzy
Lonzy36
Lonzy86
Jess

Drop in at 7.09 and straight into what punters had for dinner or what they were going to have. Im halfway through a Balti curry made by me just to prove to some sweaty sock on the site that it is easy to make if you cannot buy a decent one in Perth. Jazza is slumming it in Peppermint Grove and is dining on king lobster while the bookie is hoping into cheese, bikkies and red wine at the Narrogin Intercontinental Spa and Resort.

Yes it is a strange start to the night and basically stays on this course all evening. punters waffling on how much they love their jobs....good money, paid public and annual leave holidays. Pathetic really! What is paid holidays for christs sake? Its only people like my goodself and farmers who are the engine room of this great wide brown land of ours and not shiny bums who long for daylight savings and paid sick, maternity,paternity,annual, compassionate,special circumstances leave etc etc. Ah that feels better!

Now where were we, yes thats right. Back on the food gig Burgs informs all and sundry he is cooking up a big ..ckoff Road Kill and veggie soup and its keeping him extremely busy in the kitchen

Beav is in another zone than us and is being a little gobby at the moment.I just happen to mention i was cruising the net and stumbled upon something called Facebook.Well dip me in shit but who happens to be there on screen in front of me and looking extremely macho.....yep the Beaver. Some sort of matchmaking, lonely hearts club band thing. Read Beavs bio and basically had to be assited by Mrs Tlh away from the screen cause i had lost it.
Now this gets Beavs attention and he owns up to a small dalliance with Facebook. Jazza also has been that site and is getting truckloads of E:mails from prospective admirers.

Bit of little tacker talk and geek stuff so do the honourable thing and crack open a bottle of 06 Hunter View Shiraz/Viognier to ease the pain.

General chit chat then some melon mentions pushbikes. Now ive made my thoughts known on pushbikes grown men on treadlies! It is in the same category as basketball and soccer so im afraid that is the end of the Tour de France coverage on TWF by me. I must add, i think it was either Mr Blue or Gerry who mentioned that famous cyclist Lars Ulrich from the Metallica Racing Team.


WTF, to compound the situation even further B&B, Skiza and RF are dribbling on about wrestling. Burgs who is half way through his RK and V soup pipes up and says he lovesss wrestling.This is starting to do my head in!


Coach pops in and tells everyone he is back on the straight and narrow again since the return of war office. He is feeling the pain but fighting on. Gerry thought about going on the same road but lasted approximately 36 seconds till he changed his mind.

Night is marching along and after a good turn up to da house a few punters
are spearing off. Lonzy is being a pain in the arse saying how she is going on all innFORCERs trips she possibly can. Bully for you Lonz just because your single and can do whatever you want. Jealousy is a curse..what a bummer.

Lonzy mentions her king brown swilling mate Terri is in Italy at the moment and drinking the place dry. Grappa no doubt, or beer, spirits and if nothing else available Methylated Spirits. Terri can drink. Damn impressive really and would give a fair run to some of the more seasoned gummies on this site.
(Please note we encourage the responsible drinking of alcolhol on this site).

Im ready to bail when Lonzy 36 and 86 arrive not sure if they are siblings or what so i cant shine any light on this for you.

Quotes of the Night: Skiza........i didnt think the powder blue site could go any more backwards......obviously im mistaken.


Another cracker from the bookie.........probably getting her arse pinced by wog boys(Terri)

Bouquet of the Night........our man Sharpie


Nice turn up for the chat and a big welcome to ex virgin Slomo. Good to see you in da house. Also a big slap on the arse and a fond fair well to Happy on his adventures on the continent. Have fun and a safe trip mate from da crew.

God speed
Tlh

[Happy]

thanks TLH!

[Burgs]

The master is back
A point of clarification in my defence, my supposed "love" of the wrestling was as a comedy, not as a sport
It's like a real life cartoon...or a Friday night in front of the Meeka Hotel

[Jess]

*sigh*

I always get left off the list these days.

Was only there briefly as my computer went crazy and decided to stop working completely for about half an hour.

But still... I was there.

[jazza93]

great report

[Skiza]

Good job TLH!!

[blueandblack]

agreed.

Hey Skiza: get your NWA tix today? Row B, block 2. * struts *

[Burgs]

By the way, the soup was and still is a ripper

[LarryNJ]

Good job TLH!

[Em-Forcer]

Aaaw sounds like I missed some fun - was doing the decent thing and visiting the olds on my day off. Well, my flat was like a bombsite with the floors up and dust everywhere and guys fiddling with my pipes so it seemed the best option!

I have to admit that I too am on Facebook - it may be geeky, but I'm afraid it's compulsory for me, as I work in the Arts, dahling!!!
Gonna have to do a bit more trawling though, I'd love to read Beav's profile next time I need a giggle.

[Darren]

Facebook is the mature persons MySpace, yeah?

[Jess]

Thanks Gerry!

[Em-Forcer]

Facebook is the mature persons MySpace, yeah?

Yup - though obviously the occasional little tacker gets in there!

[JediKnight]

Facebook, MySpace & all that rubbish are only for those with too much time on their hands. Doesn't anyone do a full day's work anymore? BTW - I'm on Facebook too!!!!!

[Jess]

*sigh*

I only just got myspace! I can't keep up!