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Hello, my friends and welcome to the TWF prediction service of Nostril and Dumb-Arse.
No not lawyers. But a Predictive Service has been provided here since, well, never. But, it's an excellent opportunity to start.
So here it goes with your chance to predict anything and everything Rugby.
1. Western Force table finishing position
2. Super Rugby Pacific Winner 2023
3. Wallabies finishing position RWC 2023
4. Winner RWC 2023
5. Any firings or sacking of Coaches along the way
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
1. 9th (will find a way to lose games that will cost a spot in finals) but hopeful that we actually make finals.
2. Blues
3. Knocked out in QF v England due to too many tahs in Wallabies squad
4. Frogs on home soil
5. Ian Foster after ABs get knocked out in QF (without Wayne Barnes help)
1. 7th (third placed Aussie Team)
2. Crusaders
3. Dont make it out of the pools
4. Ireland
5. Wallabies Coach Dave Rennie sacked, to be replaced by Eddie Jones - Replaced AB's Coach Ian Foster sacked - to be replaced by Scott Robertson (Crusaders)
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
1. I’m feeling optimistic so 6th
2. Blues
3. Final
4. The French
5. Ian Foster gone and Scott Robertson in
1 make the finals after outperforming the rebels at the 11th hour but knocked out immediately
2 Crusaders, even without Mounga, you can't ignore the pedigree
3 knocked out in the quarters as we have Wales in our pool and they appear to be even worse than us
4 French, with home ground advantage, but could be anybody who makes the semis
5 Rennie will take a job in Japan signing before RWC begins, Foster will "spend time with his family" and be replaced by anybody in the world who isn't Scott Robertson
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1. We make the finals (8th) and lose out first finals game in NZ v Blues (1st)
2. Blues
3. Knocked out in Quarters
4. Ireland
5. 75% of all RWC coaches will not be in the same job come 2024
80 Minutes, 15 Positions, No Protection, Wanna Ruck?
Ruck Me, Maul Me, Make Me Scrum!
Education is Important, but Rugby is Importanter!
I'm not falling for this one. I always get them wrong. Which probably makes me an expert commentator.
"The main difference between playing League and Union is that now I get my hangovers on Monday instead of Sunday - Tom David
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
1. Just miss out on the finals after throwing games away
2. don't care
3. Depends if we beat Wales, Georgia top the group
4. Everyone else chokes, so South Africa again
5. Eddie Jones coaches the All Blacks
Last edited by chibi; 11-01-23 at 18:13.
Japan and the Pacific Islands for Aussie Super 9's!
Let's have one of these in WA! Click this link: Saitama Super Arena - New Perth Stadium?
A quick question for the gang.
Who realised that "Nostril and Dumbass" was a Tongue in Cheek reference to 15th Century Prognosticator Nostradamus?
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
I will have a stab at that one X......all of 'em.![]()
"The main difference between playing League and Union is that now I get my hangovers on Monday instead of Sunday - Tom David
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
I thought they were Grant Nesbitt and Murray Mexted
Japan and the Pacific Islands for Aussie Super 9's!
Let's have one of these in WA! Click this link: Saitama Super Arena - New Perth Stadium?
"The main difference between playing League and Union is that now I get my hangovers on Monday instead of Sunday - Tom David