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    Nine Words Women Use

    1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
    Right and you need to shut up.

    2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
    Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
    Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
    And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
    Usually end in fine.

    4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
    often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
    idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
    with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
    can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
    before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
    you're welcome.

    8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

    9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
    this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
    is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
    wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

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    Aint that the truth.

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    It's sexist appreciation week is it TIF?

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    Yes, recognise it well apart from 7 as the only time I hear it is after I have said "what do you say" and the response always comes back with "yeah" in front of it. Otherwise, never had the pleasure.

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    also be wary of "dont let me stop you" when requesting permission to get on the piss as this is not permission (as i found out on the weekend) it just means you are about to walk into an ambush when you get home drunk and unawares to all your wrongdoings of the previous month (but dont worry bout that cause she will remind you).

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    You fell for "don't let me stop you" Krusher?

    That was one I was warned about years ago when I was studying Married Bliss 101.

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    My wife never uses the #8, she just goes right to the meaning.

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    Jesus Larry, our wives must be related.

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