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PERTH WA—Just four days after almost knocking himself unconscious after an unassisted but hilarious high speed collision with the padded goal posts at Subiaco Oval. Concussed and disoriented Western Force and Wallabies Fullback Drew Mitchell called a press conference on Tuesday morning in order to address journalists with a series of sustained, low-pitched vowel sounds. "Oooooooooooo, eeeeeeooooooooo oooouuuuoooooo uuuueeeooo," moaned the recent Waratahs convert, addressing questions on his fitness. Team doctors expressed public concern after Mitchell also suffered an embarrassing grade-three concussion after colliding with the drinks trolly in the rooms post match. Although Mitchell still cannot drive or dress himself, team Doctors believe that will in no way hinder his furture performance at The Waratahs.