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Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one - Martha Beckman
If you break 100, watch your golf.
If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at - Jimmy Demaret
When I die, bury me on a golf course so my husband will visit - anonymous
Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle aged man is to a female bossom - Michael Green
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course - Lee Travino
I've spent most of my life golfing, the rest I've just wasted - anonymous
80 Minutes, 15 Positions, No Protection, Wanna Ruck?
Ruck Me, Maul Me, Make Me Scrum!
Education is Important, but Rugby is Importanter!