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Lets rip with the first edition for the new year punters.
Honour Roll
Coach
Travelling Gerry
Mr Blue
Miss Evie
Pruc
Exile(dropped from top of the list for being late)
Larry from Joisey
Brokendowngunfighter(now know as Wyatt)
Zacko70
Burgs
Egan
Happy
Slow start to the night, even the chatmeister was late!
Our Canberra correspondent Miss Evie who is coming off a bender gets the ball rolling saying she was being looked after beautifully at the Johnnie Walker Red Lounge( located strategically at the SCG), by Greg Matthews ex offie and frontman for artifcial hair.....yeah, yeah. Evie said he was a nice dude even though he is folically challenged and wears other peoples hair!
Coach please dont take this as a personal dig or anything like that. Even though im still shitty with you wiping the Arcade scores!
Spoke about life issues here and in the US. Consensus of opinions said there are shithead, bottom feeding low life everwhere.
Gerry lightens up the crew with a stunning observation that some oxygen thief has been moving the fridge magnets around. Well spank my arse and call me Charlie. Gerry needs to get back to work!
Spookingly someone has been posting sublimal religious messages on the fridge.Not me was the cry from the punters. Decided it was some undercover god botherer(botherer what a great word)
Zacko70 gave us a insight into life with the FORCE academy.Programs, schedules, fitness etc. They are the future of our club. Good stuff. Sounds like Rugby WA have it sorted with the next generation.
A great joke;,there are 3 types of sex..
1) Religious .......Ohh God ..OHHHH god
2)Approval ......Yes..yess ...yesssss
3)Faking it.....Ohh TLH...LONE HYDRAAAAAAAANNNGGGGEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
I thought this was very funny even though you may lose a little in the reading. Im sure i reported this story correctly
Out of the blue Gerry mentions Glory Fighters. Thats it, the bookie is starting to wind up Egan on purpose. Now punters we know that the S word isn't mentioned in this broadsheet, i unfortunately drop the magic word and so as to save X the drama of booting me, i boot myself as a gesture of self-flagellation.A man has to set a example for the kiddies. Well i'll be dipped in shit, Gerry couples up a few naughty words and he decides to boot himself.
Unfortunately, X being sharp as a tack is a wake up to this and when Gerry logs back........promptly gets the arse for......well being a smartarse.
If you think this is dodgy, much to my surprise we start talking about the said game. Incredible and all Gerrys fault. Punters saying how the game can be approved by various methods. Im sticking bbq skewers in my eye socket by this stage. God give me strength to soldier on!
Mr Blue changes the topic and states he loves The Dollhouse. Have'nt a clue what this caper is about, but have been informed by Tef horizontial folk dancing emminates from said establishment. Wonder if they do Turkish?
Burgs informs da house that he has the new ACME mouse trap that makes Jeffrey Danmer look like a altar boy. 6 dead in 1.5 hours. Burgs is beside himself with glee. Suitably impressed with the skull crushing properties of the trap.
Nothing better when a bit of kit works well, i say.
Bouquets
Our Miss Evie
Brickbats
Pommy cicket team, christ you guys are shite...
Cmon on down to the chat, entry is free and complimentarys abound.
Happy New Year, and go the
Tlh