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The england team's training session prior to their departure to Australia was temporarily suspended yesterday.
Matt Dawson, while jogging back to the dressing room came across a suspicious looking white powdery substance.
Coach Andy Robinson immediately suspended training while the Police were called in to investigate.
After a complete field analysis, the Police determined that the white substance was in fact the try line.
Training was resumed when the officials decided that it was unlikely that the team would encounter the substance again.
Just happy to be here
Lucky Ben Cousins didn't get wind of it, the line may have dissapeared before the bill got there to investigate!
Rumour has it that England has got a new sponsor: Tampax. The RFU
thought it was an appropriate change as they are going through a very
bad period.
Q - What do call an Englishman holding a bottle of champagne after a Six Nations game?
A - Waiter