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A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, "I
bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same
time".
The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your dick's bigger than your
brother's".
"Bloody oath we did!"
Nathan Sharpe, Legend.