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Morning punters heres the news, hot off the press!
Honour Roll
Exile
Coach
Rugby Fan
Travelling_Gerry
Larry from Joisey
Jessc
Evie
Happy
Jedi Knight
Beaver
Fulvio Summit late
Well the the atmosphere was electric punters, you could cut the the air with a knife!
The night proceeds thus;i tap in and im cornered pronto for free landsacaping advice for our man in Richmond.While dispensing said advice that evil bookie taps in, bang potty mouth straight up booted by X. Now normally such a small indescretion is dismissed as chat night excitement. However Gerry was booted 5 times in total, within 5 minutes.
X was having a caniption.Im sure Gerry thought he was back in the Carnarvon Meatpackers Chat Room, not the all ages gig i was attending.
Anyway Gerry redeemed himself later to a degree, after Larry bags Gerry as a tight, miserable, bottom feeding oxygen thief of a bookie!
Larry also suggested that Jedi Knight shout Jessc the Innforcers tour as he is rolling in it and being a sweaty sock he still has the first dollar he ever earnt.
Give Jedi credit he is receptive but has to come up with a cunning stunt to handball Em off. I reckon contact Ken or Barbie here for free advice Jedi!
Mind you Larry is in a meeting at work while in the chat house. Awesome work!
Bouquets
Jessc( collective hug from your chat family)![]()
Evie attending while battling Avian flu
Gerry for trying to win back disgruntled punters with a attractive book on the night
Jedi Knight for dishing out Barwick free to all and sundry
Brickbats
Jedi Knight for being a greaser and trying to buy mates with free wine(may work though)
Coach bragging that he works only 18 hours a week, but has to wear a frock at home in lieu of working normal hours
Rugby Fan procrastinating when he is going to invite the crew toto spend his voucher
Beaver for being a slippery little ....er and continually trespassing in Happys bar.Too many fire engines dude. Any more of this caper your Pooh cup will be confiscated and your parents called![]()
Bookie again for shafting me with odds on a punt later in the night
Happy when given the keys to the the chatmobile giving me the lemon and sarse when i apparently said one of Gerrys favourite words!
Rugby Fan aka Gordon Gecko for double dipping while punting
Well ladies and gentlemen that pretty well sums up the night.Edge of your
seat stuff.Sorry if i missed anything, but i was busy as a one legged man in a arse kicking contest.
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I will leave this cracker for you all to savior, from Gerry who had a shocker.He only opened his mouth to change feet.
Dont root where you work!!
Your chat reporter
Tlh
as opposed to TLH who has to put in roots for work all the time![]()
All I ask is no-one nips behind the bar for free drinks!!!![]()
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Great report TLH! :appprove:
Good thing you left out the pillow talk!![]()
thanks for your support guys. I should be right for chat next week. Sorry I wasn't good company last night.
The bar wench will be back in action next Wednesday no doubt.![]()
I made Happy sad...
Nice Job TLH![]()
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
Sorry I missed most of the action... though I am feeling a bit better, a bit less scatterbrainy today.
I would like say I will be right for next Wednesday but there is cricket (QLD v NSW) on![]()
Adore this life
There is no guarantee
Could end by tomorrow
no NO NO!!!.. not my Pooh Cup! and if this is going to happen.. I wish for it to be in the next two to three weeks due to the fact that my parents are away at NZOriginally Posted by The Lone Hydranger
Come on buddy, I only had a glass of water.. and you wernt there anyway!.. i was damn thirsty!Originally Posted by Happy
Get a grip Beaver, your skating on thin ice man!![]()
Hmmm that's what I get for working hard and missing chat!Originally Posted by The Lone Hydrangea
Mind you, if I'm signed up for the whole tour, and not just pubs and rugby in Sydney, I'm either going to have to do some hefty negotiating with Jedi (who I've always considered to be the best brother I ever had...!![]()
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or get a second job... Anyone need anything translating? Reasonable rates!!!
Keeping the Faith ... right here in Perth!
Want me to hook you up with a fella while in Perth, Em? You need more options than just TIF and Happy![]()
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
Aint that the truth!
Didn't you mean to say BETTER options?Originally Posted by Coach
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*any* alternative options are implicitly be better options...
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
Hmm - didn't even know I had options... starting to wonder what my bro's up to!!!Originally Posted by Coach
However, more the merrier Coach - I'm sure you have excellent taste.
... and by the way please tell me that suggestion has nothing to do with my fundraising for the trip...?!![]()
Keeping the Faith ... right here in Perth!