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A farmer has 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks.
So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he
has a rooster that he would sell.
The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster,
named Ralph.
He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."
Well, Ralph the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the
farmer decides he'd be worth it.
So, he buys Ralph.
The farmer takes Ralph home and sets him down in the barnyard,
but first he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself now.
You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me
a lot of money.
Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job.
So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said with a chuckle.
Ralph seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen
house and Ralph takes off like a shot.
WHAM! Ralph nails every hen in the hen house - three or four
times, and the farmer is really shocked.
After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and,
sure enough, Ralph is in there.
Later, the farmer sees Ralph after a flock of geese down by
the lake.
Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese.
By sunset he sees Ralph out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive
rooster won't even last 24 hours.
Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next
morning to find Ralph on his back out in the middle of the yard, mouth
open, tongue hanging out and both feet sticking straight up in the air.
Vultures are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful and
expensive animal, shakes his head and says,
"Oh, Ralph, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you
to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."
Ralph opens one eye, nods toward the vultures circling in the
sky and says,
"Shhhh! They're getting closer."