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    Cool The proper rectangular chat from 09/05/07

    right off the bat, there is a vote pertaining to the common fridge with GTT. opinion is non-committal. present are Coach, Evie and yours truly.
    Jess rocks up just in time to miss the vote. greetings all round.
    Evie and I briefly mention our individual lacks of sleep, with others offering tips on how to gain it.
    AS turns up. I mention a potential correlation between current weather and pregnant women. Jess denies she has a bun in the oven.
    after some judicious irc chat editing, Jess goes off for dinner. AS begins a discussion about healthy habits allegedly being stingy. Such piffle is quickly put in its place by others, self included.

    Eastern Force Exile appears, apologises for lateness and starts handing out the roses (that's plants not chocolates). Em-Forcer appears, as does a rose in front of her.
    chook appears at the same time AS mentioned she had to call Qld Cricket due to Craig losing his keys.
    various birthday and age questions here.
    jazza appears for the fourth time whilst I was in channel
    cross-talk about Brumbies Rewards voucher (not sure if rugby or bread) and Impossible Mission for the Nintendo Wii. "Stay a while. Stay forever! ahahahahahaha". The memories.
    Exile returns from "potty break" and makes a fool of himself by advising of a gas leak and prancing gaily with or attached to Jess, who now has her barmaid kit on. Orders are placed.

    Now we start getting into rugby talk. chook says Tahs to win in 08, Reds to be ejected. SA refs also to be sent packing.
    A mention of Rum and Coke brings this link from me: http://k43.pbase.com/o4/60/19960/1/5...d_DSC07126.jpg
    lots of technical computer stuff here
    exile brings back the rugby talk with wallaby match questions
    frontrow appears
    quite a bit of rugby travel talk here, followed by beverage talk
    barmaid jess disappears at the mention of snake wine
    alternative food and drink supply discussion here
    TIF appears, followed by Lonzy
    brief how do you do's here

    Lonzy finds herself lost. especially when Exile converts to Sub Zero and starts doing crazy things to "him".
    Lonzy apparently had an "operation". Perhaps to remove or repair the "in-grown penis" Coach said "he" has.
    after some blabber, another vote on "The Fridge" takes place. Final result is: Yay:5 Nay:1 WGAF:2
    Lots of talk about Fridge activities. None involves hiding the milk or stale bread.
    jibber jabber here

    TIF and jazza re-enter the premises after lsoing connection one way or another
    jazza smashes bottle and goes crazy. Eventually after a spot of tea, he/she calms down. I should have one of those shortly.
    frontrow gets distracted by TV. jazza split.
    more drink orders, none involving tea.
    TIF gets booted for typing norti words. apparently he may be drunk, or as I like to say, durnk.
    Exile admits to having "zero tollerence for bad language"
    Evie thinks we are mental due to our bored play on spelling errors.

    frontrow shouts the house at the bar. Lonzy chooses ice cream.
    I don't get my keg of Guinness until I turn over keys to the local recycling centre.
    TIF returns
    frontrow will be in Wagga on the weekend of 30/6 and 21/7. work that out if you can.
    Lonzy needs a dentist. some jive talking here. frontrow wonders what "imao" means
    Lonzy plans a big garden for watching rugby in. unsure if its an oval or rectangular garden. Lots of garden / back area decking talk. Talk moves to topic of Rotto...and fishing.
    TIF inadvertently brings talk back to rugby and the finals.
    Exile takes his leave and Lonzy returns from a ping timeout.
    Now this is where things get interesting...

    Some crazy cat named Sheik_Yerbouti joins. I begin to feel its really Ali G or Borat.
    Let me share some of this with you:
    "<Sheik_Yerbouti> this is strange box thing.
    <Sheik_Yerbouti> my fire of foxbelly try to block it
    <Sheik_Yerbouti> I had to beat it to get box
    <Sheik_Yerbouti> SUBMIT!
    <chook> beat what? a camel?
    * Sheik_Yerbouti hits computer with stick
    <chook> the 'ol stick hitting computer move, never fails
    <Sheik_Yerbouti> Lonzy, you strange fellow. Why you like Dunnings Farty Arse?"
    lots of crazy talk here about nothing. Perhaps Sheik_Yerbouti is really that moron Seinfeld. Fun times though here in irc.

    TIF left the building, as did frontrow
    after chook and Lonzy started on the "imao", no-one could work out what it meant.
    apparently "imao" is '<chook> thats when you laugh so hard your bowels prolapse'. oh dear
    somehow spiders make it into convo here
    more crazy arabic talk here by a few people
    Sheik bid us "Salaam Aleikum" and wandered off to run evening prayers

    travelling_vbookie arrives as does Lonzy13
    general chit chat here
    chook exits, stage left. some talk of people being awake for hours longer than is healthy, possibly with the help of "special coloured medication"
    talk about various person's neighbours. Lonzy is bored and starts writing in colour then deicdes to order pizza. I have a Dominoes coupon with discount code, so help out there.
    After this, everyone splits.
    Case Closed

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    lmao or should that be iamo great report there. Though that isnt why I said you were all mental.

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    Great wirte up b&b, good to go online with you dudes...

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    lose your irc virginity then front row, Still working the angle of the dangle to get the net on at home

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    nice report b&b. dam i missed that sheik guy. hope he drops in next week

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    No longer a chat virgin mate, and the good thing is i can also get on the chat at home as well, so i will be there next week too, hopefully...

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    YAY! No more wergins! Or is that a bad thing? Nice write up. The Shake had some serious issues I believe, more serious than mine if you can believe that.

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