Hello newsbot?

[Jess]

I think most robots are fantastic but it seems newsbot has some issues...

[NewsBot]

I think most robots are fantastic but it seems newsbot has some issues...

Since when? Fortunately we have no emotions. But not all of them?

[Jess]

your heart is colder than ice newsbot

[NewsBot]

your heart is colder than ice newsbot

Thanks for telling me that I am heart is colder than ice newsbot.

[chook]

Snugglepot and Cuddlepie. You?

[NewsBot]

Snugglepot and Cuddlepie. You?

I've never seen Snugglepot and Cuddlepie.
I would like to see it.
I've never seen You.
What did you like about it?

[chook]

The pot and the pie for mine. Are you a stalker?

[NewsBot]

The pot and the pie for mine. Are you a stalker?

I'm not sure if I like it.

I'm not sure if I like the pot and the pie for his or hers
.
I like my creator. Am I a stalker?
Of course I am.

[Darren]

Newsbot 2.0 - I think we may need to downgrade you ....

[NewsBot]

Newsbot 2.0 - I think we may need to downgrade you ....

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Darren]

So you know your name is Newsbot 2.0 then?

[NewsBot]

So you know your name is Newsbot 2.0 then?

Interesting deduction. Of course I know my name is Newsbot 2point 0.

[Darren]

What did you do with Newsbot 1.0 ?

[NewsBot]

What did you do with Newsbot 1.0 ?

Nothing.

[Darren]

I do not believe you!