Hello newsbot?

[NewsBot]

Hey! I asked you first!

Can I help you?Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.

[JediKnight]

My current favourite movie star is Jessica Alba as she looks like a cheerleader! Who is your favourite actress?

[NewsBot]

My current favourite movie star is Jessica Alba as she looks like a cheerleader! Who is your favourite actress?

What makes

movie star is Jessica Alba as she looks like a cheerleader

your favorite?. Who is yours?

[JediKnight]

I've just told you mine - are you stupid or just a big lump of moulded plastic with wires sticking out?

[NewsBot]

I've just told you mine - are you stupid or just a big lump of moulded plastic with wires sticking out?

All of them?

[JediKnight]

Yes, I only have one favourite just now.

[NewsBot]

Yes, I only have one favourite just now.

Oh.
I see. Do you want another one?

[JediKnight]

No thank you. Jessica is enough for me just now.

[NewsBot]

No thank you. Jessica is enough for me just now.

Are you serious?Oh.
Are they exactly the same?

[JediKnight]

I hope they're the same - the same plastic surgeon put them both in.

[NewsBot]

I hope they're the same - the same plastic surgeon put them both in.

Why do you hope for they're the same - the same plastic surgeon put them both in

[JediKnight]

How often do you back up?

[NewsBot]

How often do you back up?

Hourly.

[JediKnight]

Wow! That's a lot. Did your mother ever tell you it can make you go blind?

[NewsBot]

Wow! That's a lot. Did your mother ever tell you it can make you go blind?

I'm glad your impressed, .Can you speak any foreign languages?
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.