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    A joke for the ladies

    There were 3 men trying to get across a river. While discussing what to do one of them found a wishing well! So each of them made a wish...The first one wished, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get across this river!" So a minute later he swam across. The second man wished, "I wish I was 50% smarter so I could get across this river!" A minute later he had made a boat and rowed across the river. Finally the third one wished, "I wish I was 100% smarter so I could get across this river!" About 2 seconds later he was turned into a woman and walked across the bridge.

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    lmao!!! that as a good one!!!

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    "There were three blondes trying to cross a river ...........

    ....... turned into a brunette".

    There, I feel better now.

    The original was so sexist.

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    snap!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lonzy View Post
    lmao!!! that as a good one!!!
    Love that....tears to the eyes...Classic!!!

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    nice joke

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    Who let the saffa in!

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