Chat report 30/1/2008

[Mtbeaver]

Hot off the press.

Honor roll in order of arrival:
Me
Jargan
Badger
Exile
The Lone Hydrangea
Traveling Gerry
Oxleymoron
Jazza
Coach
Jess
Blueandbla (Later known as Blueandblack)

I entred with Jargan, Flamethrower and Badger close on my tail.

Word of badger's future date with Innocent Quokka spills out. He tells us he's really looking forward to it.

I have been nicknamed Mtbutterball thanks to Flamethrower... Ask him why...

TLH enters.

Seeing as I couldn't find anyone to do the Chat Report last week... Exile dropped me from position of Junior chat master for 10 minutes, before i sweet talked him back into letting me have another shot

I asked around for someone to do the chat report before giving up and deciding to do it myself...

Traveling Gerry enters with news, the 6 nations book is in testing stages at the moment but will be open for everyone soon.

Jargan Enters

Jazza enters

Talk goes to ticketing at the Pre-Season game. Kids get in free with their parents. General tickets should be easy to get.

Talk of live updates on TWF are passed around. Nothing confirmed.

Oxleymoron and Badger leave almost hand in hand but not without one more mention of Badger's date with the Quokka.

Flamethrower hurt his knee this week. A small seven year old girl did it to him.

Jazza starts on the S14 Dream Team competition and doesn't stop. He asks most possible questions about most possible teams...

Then we move onto the questions in life no one really has the answer too, such as

<jargan83> is there life other then humans in the galaxy??

<Exile> if u fart in the forrest does anyone hear u?

<jargan83> whats the sound of one hand clapping??

We also came to a combined conclusion that the Allblacks will never win another world cup, and they will never shut up about the one they already have.

Jazza doesn't shut up so Exile leaves in a raging fit of fury.

Things are going incredibly slowly tonight...

Coachy enters.

Jess enters.

Our robotic friend TWF enters to try and get some trivia going... however being the stubborn piece of software it is doesn't really want to...

Jess questions where the females are. She's it at the moment.

Jess tells us whats going on at the Super Store.

Apparently they now have beer glasses!

EDIT: The beer glasses are 'different' and a bit girly, in Jess's words...

Gerry informs us TWF is in the process of designing TWF pint glasses. Watch this space as they will soon be available for everyone to purchase! The glasses will be large enough to hold an entire Magners.

Badger returns from his date with the Quokka however quickly leaves in embarrassment.

Grim news, JB's will run out of Magners tomorrow and there is no resupply for three to four weeks.

blueandblack enters.

And that concludes pretty much everything that happend in chat tonight.

Small talk continues but not much more interesting happens.

In the words of TLH; God Speed

Quote of the night not voted by me....

<Flamethrower> How's your blisters, Butterball??

[travelling_gerry]

work in progress beav?

[Mtbeaver]

It's done now...

I hit post half way through... natural action...

[jono]

its only just gone ten. how come chat is closed?

[Em-Forcer]

Why have we suddenly gone to American dates? Or is there now a 30th month and we're in it?

[travelling_gerry]

hmm.....I'll fix that

[Badger]

Wasn't that Pleasant.

[jargan83]

Classy report beav

[Flamethrower]

It was a nine year old boy........with a mouse trap. So there.

Dangerous creatures those nine year old boys with mouse traps.

[The InnFORCEr]

Grim news, JB's will run out of Magners tomorrow and there is no resupply for three to four weeks.

and you all thought we were going to Melbourne for the rugby

[Jess]

[QUOTE=Mtbeaver;100148]Jess tells us whats going on at the Super Store.

Apparently they now have beer glasses!

EDIT: The beer glasses are 'different' and a bit girly, in Jess's words...
QUOTE]

shhhhh! I'll get in trouble!

PS. They're not in the store yet. I mentioned we were still waiting on them. And the coffee mugs (which are tops) and the beach towels and the cool new keyrings which are in the shape of the jersey and have the home strip on one side and the away on the other. Still waiting though...

[Mtbeaver]

Why have we suddenly gone to American dates? Or is there now a 30th month and we're in it?

I had a lysdexic moment. It's not my fault ok...

[LarryNJ]

Why have we suddenly gone to American dates?

Because that's the intelligent thing to do.

[Badger]

Because that's the intelligent thing to do.

The words Intelligent and America should not go in the same sentence.

[innocent quokka]

Badger is a terrible kisser.