Can We Help?

[fulvio sammut]

Gerry, are you moonlighting as a teacher at my daughter's school? Do you have inside knowledge about the purpose and use of the great wall of China?

[travelling_gerry]

Telstra covered that already.

[jono]

it was to keep the huns out. so china wasnt over-run by them when atila was expanding the empire.

[force addict]

nooo... it was to keep the rabbits out, under the reign of emperor nasi goreng

[jono]

i think they want the real answers FA.

[force addict]

sorry.

[jono]

hahaha you should be
joking

[force addict]

i need help. i've been banned from going to the western force games! by my mum 'hater of all rugby and players and any discussion about rugby'. i can only go if i speak nice to her, but i'm angry at her. how the hell am i supposed to act sweet and nice if underneath im boiling with rage?

[jono]

dont talk to her for tonight and then just struggle though it until saturday.
or sneak out?

[force addict]

but i actually have to talk to her. i live in cottesloe, my mum checks on me every 10 mins, its gonna be hard to sneak out although she flies to Italy on friday night. but she'll give her tickets to my grandma! baaaa!

[Thequeerone]

Bring Grandma to the game - she'ill love it

[force addict]

yeah she's going. my great aunt is going too! she's a new australian and she LOVES the force now hehehe. but thing is my mum can hide my tickets and grrrr i don't want her too

[fulvio sammut]

You PAY for tickets?

[force addict]

no, i have membership!!!!!!!!!!
but my mum is buying for my grandma
but she won't have to if 'im rude to her'

[GIGS20]

Young Grasshopper, I recommend every time you say something nice to your mum, you think about the golden prize at the end of your footpath of iron spikes. Suck up like crazy on the outside, think what sacrifice you make to watch your boys crush the 'Tahs in their most important game so far this season!