Confidential NSWRU document found.

[Unnamed Sauces]

A confidential Waratahs document has been found left in a media briefing area following the Waratahs final training session in Sydney.

The document titled “Spin for when we lose to the Crusaders” has a number of dot points and has assigned players to specific responsibilities for quotes to the media.

They include:-

Phil Waugh should knock the referee’s performance as he has got away with that every game this year.

Adam Frier will not be able to speak to the media but will be allowed to ring the Wallaby coach and abuse him.

Dan Vickerman to accentuate the positive of him leaving the side at their peak.

All NSWRU committee members to blame coach Ewan McKenzie for the loss.

Ewan McKenzie to blame the NSWRU committee members for the loss.

Lote Tiquiri to blame Sam Norton Knight for poor decision making.

Sam Norton Knight to just have a dumb look on his face and walk away.

Kurtley Beale to blame Mazda for not giving away a car for his kicking.

Matt Dunning to blame Burgess for not giving him the ball when he was set in the pocket for the perfect drop kick.

Al Baxter is not to talk to the press but if any camera persons approach him he is to collapse, again.

[Daisy]

They just roll out the same crap every year

Tahs are screwed. Saders by 40 points.

[jono]

lol mabye not that much. but they will definatley win

[Shaun]

CARN THE TAHS!