Chat Report 30/07/08

[force addict]

there is a lot of blah blah so i apologise

ROLL CALL
oxleymoron
tragic
force addict
exile
swee
blueandblack
gustafsl
jono
travelling gerry
coach
robyn
jargan93
innocent quokka
jazza
skiza
mt beaver
benny

well chat topic was "Welcome to TWF Chat Night", but the topic changed many times. The few early ones exchanged greetings and their whereabouts and what drinkies they will be consuming for the next Bledisloe Game this saturday. Exile will be at his beer garden, and ox will hopefully arrive in Melbourne in time and go to a pub. Jono arrives and states that he is no longer chat apprentice, as he quit. Exile argues that he fired jono because he took advantage of his power and used it to his advantage.

Coach discusses new kitchens with tragic, is pleased to find that even without his '@' power he is still respected by TWFers, and leaves to spend more time with his family.

It is decided by majority that Foxtel is a must for all sports lovers, and that 'bigger inches' are best. Exile gets his 47 inches of heaven soon, i reside in paradise with 57 inches and Coach comes in last but not least with 32 inches. Some people get a different mental image when 'inches' are discussed and the 'size of their inches' but we won't go there....

Jargan arrives and is dismayed to see that Jono is not at chat, and he found an online translator for nothing (apparently he was going on about german last week). Innocent Quokka arrives and all fond names are thrown at him: dutch rat, hammer, fuzzball....

Ranga's become a subject, ofcourse, and it is discussed whether John Roe was a ranga, and that Rockingham is the breeding ground for rangas, and we play the game 'Name the Ranga Wallabies'.

Coach ACTUALLY leaves now and gives '@' to TG and gus, who doesn't know what to do with it. B&B resumes his duties as bar man, hands Guinness to everyone. Gus complains why he havent evolved to have two livers, or a regenerative one. Exile recommended that we all watch the end of Spicks & Specks as it was funny and bound to be a hit on youtube.

spicks and specks became topic, and for those who didnt watch it, it was 'Bledisloe' with Australia vs New Zealand, and for about 5 minutes we discussed where Redcliff is from coz that is where Myf is from. Peter Andre's song took the winnings as the Worst Song.

Robyn is back after being found lurking on this wonderful site, and mtbeaver and her discuss their class/subject selections.

A whole lot of TWFers leave, leaving me, robyn, IQ and a non existant mtbeaver to clean up and sign off.

ADIOS AMIGOS

[Swee_82]

spicks and specks became topic, and for those who didnt watch it, it was 'Bledisloe' with Australia vs New Zealand, and for about 5 minutes we discussed where Redcliff is from coz that is where Myf is from. Peter Andre's song took the winnings as the Worst Song.

And we lost- told you we shoudn't have left it up to 2 banana benders and a mexican!

[force addict]

the result of the show better not reflect the result of saturday!

[Swee_82]

the result of the show better not reflect the result of saturday!

It's NZ- they always peak too soon

[Badger]

Then closely followed by their signature choking fit.

[force addict]

and then the blame game

[Swee_82]

What like this effort:

Critics see the admission as a desperate bid to buy time.

Many have also laughed off the All Blacks' argument that Australia are better at the kick-chase game because of their knowledge of AFL football. Their sentiments were endorsed when they were told that hardly any Wallabies had a background in the other football code.

Scraping the barrel, bro.

[Badger]

aww not choice eye bro

[force addict]

yeih bru.
cuz we all footy stars aye

[tragic]

Thanks for the report, FA.

(BTW, livers do have amazing regenerative abilities, but there's only so much abuse they can take! )

[gustafsl]

There might actually be more in the report than what was said last night. It was very slow at times until the discussion on inches got everyone going.

[gustafsl]

(BTW, livers do have amazing regenerative abilities, but there's only so much abuse they can take! )

Exactly how much abuse is this??

[Swee_82]

Exactly how much abuse is this??

About 386 pints ago

[force addict]

There might actually be more in the report than what was said last night. It was very slow at times until the discussion on inches got everyone going.

that was a hot topic. how many inches do you have....

[Swee_82]

There might actually be more in the report than what was said last night. It was very slow at times until the discussion on inches got everyone going.

That and the ad on a certain shopper-docket...